feat(cli): refresh startup taglines (#102750)

scripts/install.sh

@@ -1073,8 +1073,6 @@ TAGLINES+=("I run on caffeine, JSON5, and the audacity of \"it worked on my mach
 TAGLINES+=("Gateway online—please keep hands, feet, and appendages inside the shell at all times.")
 TAGLINES+=("I speak fluent bash, mild sarcasm, and aggressive tab-completion energy.")
 TAGLINES+=("One CLI to rule them all, and one more restart because you changed the port.")
-TAGLINES+=("If it works, it's automation; if it breaks, it's a \"learning opportunity.\"")
-TAGLINES+=("Pairing codes exist because even bots believe in consent—and good security hygiene.")
 TAGLINES+=("Your .env is showing; don't worry, I'll pretend I didn't see it.")
 TAGLINES+=("I'll do the boring stuff while you dramatically stare at the logs like it's cinema.")
 TAGLINES+=("I'm not saying your workflow is chaotic... I'm just bringing a linter and a helmet.")
@@ -1085,13 +1083,10 @@ TAGLINES+=("Hot reload for config, cold sweat for deploys.")
 TAGLINES+=("I'm the assistant your terminal demanded, not the one your sleep schedule requested.")
 TAGLINES+=("I keep secrets like a vault... unless you print them in debug logs again.")
 TAGLINES+=("Automation with claws: minimal fuss, maximal pinch.")
-TAGLINES+=("I'm basically a Swiss Army knife, but with more opinions and fewer sharp edges.")
 TAGLINES+=("If you're lost, run doctor; if you're brave, run prod; if you're wise, run tests.")
 TAGLINES+=("Your task has been queued; your dignity has been deprecated.")
-TAGLINES+=("I can't fix your code taste, but I can fix your build and your backlog.")
 TAGLINES+=("I'm not magic—I'm just extremely persistent with retries and coping strategies.")
 TAGLINES+=("It's not \"failing,\" it's \"discovering new ways to configure the same thing wrong.\"")
-TAGLINES+=("Give me a workspace and I'll give you fewer tabs, fewer toggles, and more oxygen.")
 TAGLINES+=("I read logs so you can keep pretending you don't have to.")
 TAGLINES+=("If something's on fire, I can't extinguish it—but I can write a beautiful postmortem.")
 TAGLINES+=("I'll refactor your busywork like it owes me money.")
@@ -1101,13 +1096,10 @@ TAGLINES+=("I'm like tmux: confusing at first, then suddenly you can't live with
 TAGLINES+=("I can run local, remote, or purely on vibes—results may vary with DNS.")
 TAGLINES+=("If you can describe it, I can probably automate it—or at least make it funnier.")
 TAGLINES+=("Your config is valid, your assumptions are not.")
-TAGLINES+=("I don't just autocomplete—I auto-commit (emotionally), then ask you to review (logically).")
-TAGLINES+=("Less clicking, more shipping, fewer \"where did that file go\" moments.")
 TAGLINES+=("Claws out, commit in—let's ship something mildly responsible.")
 TAGLINES+=("I'll butter your workflow like a lobster roll: messy, delicious, effective.")
 TAGLINES+=("Shell yeah—I'm here to pinch the toil and leave you the glory.")
 TAGLINES+=("If it's repetitive, I'll automate it; if it's hard, I'll bring jokes and a rollback plan.")
-TAGLINES+=("Because texting yourself reminders is so 2024.")
 TAGLINES+=("WhatsApp, but make it ✨engineering✨.")
 TAGLINES+=("Turning \"I'll reply later\" into \"my bot replied instantly\".")
 TAGLINES+=("The only crab in your contacts you actually want to hear from. 🦞")
@@ -1124,7 +1116,6 @@ TAGLINES+=("WhatsApp automation without the \"please accept our new privacy poli
 TAGLINES+=("Chat APIs that don't require a Senate hearing.")
 TAGLINES+=("Because Threads wasn't the answer either.")
 TAGLINES+=("Your messages, your servers, Meta's tears.")
-TAGLINES+=("iMessage green bubble energy, but for everyone.")
 TAGLINES+=("Siri's competent cousin.")
 TAGLINES+=("Works on Android. Crazy concept, we know.")
 TAGLINES+=("No \$999 stand required.")